i find that entries with pictures of gorgeous women are more likely to be read than entries with just ... well, words.

north korea and its psycho leader kim jong-il have recently been in the news for declaring that they will resume nuclear testing. there is nothing to fear, guy. nothing at all.

there is a fantastic movie called stealth which alleviated all fears about the north korean military. in a scene from this movie, our protagonist jessica biel is stuck behind north korean lines. she is crawling, trying to make her way to the south korean side of the dmz. the north koreans spot her and start shooting at her.

now, take a good look at her 'tocks. how can you MISS something like that? these are military guys with huge (semi-?) automatic guns ("big boys with big toys") and they can't hit jessica biel, much less her gorgeous, shapely 'tocks.

how can you fear a country whose infantry can't "hit that"? i, for one, am not too worried about the north koreans. they'll probably fire a shitload of nukes at us and end up hitting france by accident.