Han's been posting pictures of the results at the my heritage which takes your picture and matches it against celebrities. Apparently he's depressed because he only matches against Kim Jong-Il.

So I decided to try it out myself. I uploaded a picture and patiently awaited for a much-needed ego boost.

(First picture... huh? Who is *that* guy? Scroll through... ah, yes. Keanu Reeves. Ok, that makes me feel better.)

(Wait, I know! I have a fantastic picture! I bet this'll match me up against an attractive celebrity... [a few minutes later]...drats. Ok. Let's try this one. What?! This site is retarded).

Finally, I decided out of frustration to upload a rather unattractive picture of myself to see who it matched against.

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ALAN GREENSPAN?!

I have concluded that the site has a faulty algorithm. Why wasn't I getting matched to Brad Pitt? Given how fabulous (Man, I almost spelled that Fabolous) I look, shouldn't I get an appropriate match? I mean, come on, take a look at the picture I took of myself after I last got my head shaved: