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While listening to Britney Spears' semi-autobiographical "Lucky," Britney asks herself:

And they say, she's so lucky, she's a star, but she cry cry cries in her lonely heart thinking, if there's nothing missing in my life, then why do these tears come at night?

Well, folks. We have our answer.

Kevin Federline. I'm honestly surprised that their marriage has lasted a lot longer than Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger, who just split after four months of marriage.

It hurts my brain. I blame this post on CNN and all those media outlets that are wasting valuable time reporting that Britney Spears finally had a baby boy. Nobody cares. Stop, please. Stop.