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Given the fact that I have so many enemies on Tabulas, you should be surprised that I am writing this post.

I know that this whole blogging thing is on some subconscious level all a big deception. I choose to only write about things which seem interesting, and I almost always exaggerate the stories to make the nothings seem like something. As Chris once said: "The nothing in your life is so much more interesting than the nothing in my life."

And of course, with the ability to selective choose which pictures of myself to post online, I have made sure that only the most flattering pictures go up on the Internet so I can e-impress all the ladies [ladies, are you impressed?]

Before you ask, yes this post is going to serve a purpose beyond me posting pictures of myself everywhere.

I wish to discuss with you one of my weaknesses. Much like Clarke Kent, I have a kryptonite as well. This kryptonite... is tree sperm.

Yes, allergy season is coming my way. Before attending Carolina, I lived in a blissful allergy-free world. But that was before I was assigned to Hinton James dorm. While living 3 glorious years in HoJo, I developed rather severe allergies. But the moment I moved out ... THEY WERE GONE!

Today was an extraordinarily beautiful day, so I left my window open. But I should of known better. While working on the new editor for Tabulas ... I felt that itch ... and the runny nose... and then the inevitable sneeze.

DAMN YOU TREE SPERM. YOU ARE MY KRYPTONITE!