I'm actually writing this post on Friday night, but I figured I should "stagger" my posts so I can "capture" my audience more effectively.

In any case, I have found my one fatal flaw in life ... they are the packaging that surrounds the DVD. I swear to God, DVds are IMPOSSIBLE to open. Those three security stickers around the edge foil me EVERY TIME. You see, I like my DVD cases to be "perfect." I don't like the plastic coating scratched or nicked at, so I always take painstaking efforts to open the DVD cases openly... but I always fail.

Everytime I purchase a DVD, it's like the stickers are mocking me ... "ha ha ... let's stress Roy out!!!!" The manufacturers are twice as evil, because they moronically put a "Pull" tab on the top sticker of the DVD case that never works. Picking at the "Pull' tab only rips the plastic casing ... or the Pull tab itself just rips off and the rest of the 'security sticker' is still on there.

I think if I ever start dating girls again, one of my prerequisites for any future girlfriends (assuming I can even trick one into liking me) is the abilty to quickly open a DVD case without damaging the plastic case. I could marry a girl like that.

please... please... oh dvd manufacturers... make the security stickers easier to rip off...