You should know I feel a very special bond with my 4 readers. When I get a response from my 4 readers, I feel this joy welling up inside my heart. But then I usually get distracted by something shiny and forget all about it.

I feel guilty when I post such a long-winded technical post for my 4 readers. I feel this responsibility ... this burden to post something hilariously funny ... and my gulit usually turns to fear when I realize that my 4 readers will probably stop reading me and THEN I WILL HAVE NO FRIENDS IN THE WORLD AT ALL.

So this is a cheap attempt at retaining my 4 readers. Of course, this "cheap" attempt will be made at my expense, since self-deprecation is (a) funny and (b) requires no comedic skills.

By the way, I've also upated my content page with a bunch of MP3s ... a bunch of electic stuff I've been listening to with some frequency over the past few days. Check it out.

Posted by roy on September 1, 2004 at 11:02 PM in Ramblings | 25 Comments

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MacDaddyTatsu (guest)

Comment posted on September 8th, 2004 at 01:54 PM
Im going to be perfectly honest here, Royo, I dont read your blog at all. I have an automated response bot reply with seemingly relavent comments while parsing embarassing photos that you post of yourself to my volcano lair for later use on the jaymee boards...

###THIS HAS BEEN AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE THINGY###
Comment posted on September 8th, 2004 at 03:07 PM
haha. AHHHH YOU ARE JUST A ROBOT.

do my bidding, robot! conquer the world for meeeee
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 09:37 PM
manlove

rozeghost (guest)

Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 07:26 PM
Stupid internet browser... you gotta love cache. - I didn't mean to post twice, sorry 'bout that.

rozeghost (guest)

Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 07:19 PM
I still love you Roy. Just because I don't comment doesn't mean I don't read.
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 01:52 PM
Well..... I will still read. I may not understand all that I read here .... but I will still read. :)
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 12:25 PM
when the 4 friends leave you. i, will leave you too. i am sorry that i cannot post a more supportive comment, but this is my truth.
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 10:25 AM
Peace out.
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 08:56 AM
don't you have more "friends" than anyone else on this site?
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 09:08 AM
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 09:22 AM
That doesn't count!!!! I have a lot of FRIENDS OF!!!! Actually, I'm #7 in terms of "friends of." Damn those popular kids...

#1 <a href="http://www.tabulas.com/~ordinarychaos">ordinarychaos</a> (576)
#2 <a href="http://www.tabulas.com/~soulfly">soulfly</a> (256)
#3 <a href="http://www.tabulas.com/~pariwara">pariwara</a> (244)
#4 <a href="http://www.tabulas.com/~dodozhang21">dodozhang21</a> (210)
#5 <a href="http://www.tabulas.com/~twistedxfactor">twistedxfactor</a> (200)
#6 <a href="http://www.tabulas.com/~deadfetus">deadfetus</a> (190)

And then me with 176.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 08:45 AM
this is roy's best attempt at crying for attention lol.
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 09:26 AM
LOOOK AT ME AND LOOOOVVEEE ME.
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 10:01 AM
hee.

oh_sockhop (guest)

Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 08:13 AM
yea four readers, SURE BUDDY.
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 07:15 AM
Who are your four readers? o_O
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 09:25 AM
Hmm.

1.) Me
2.) My mom
3.) My sister
4.) My roommate

Don't be fooled by all these other accounts. I simply created a bunch of fake accounts and comment in my own blog. ;)
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 07:40 AM
Perhaps this was just a ploy to get all us lurkers to come out of hiding.

middle_aged (guest)

Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 06:54 AM
i'm here. do i count? :)
Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 05:51 AM
And there was much rejoicing.

nixie_bu (guest)

Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 02:17 AM
cute!

phineyae (guest)

Comment posted on September 2nd, 2004 at 02:16 AM
So the last post you had 5 readers and now you 4?

Love the music My Roy.
Comment posted on September 1st, 2004 at 11:40 PM
So the infamous yellow shirt returns...
Comment posted on September 1st, 2004 at 11:38 PM
*winkz* ;)