Cuing the music for "Planet of the Apes..."



And I for one welcome our new gorilla overlords...
Posted by roy on July 21, 2004 at 11:03 PM in Foolishness | 7 Comments

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Comment posted on July 23rd, 2004 at 10:37 AM
*Moves into his armed shelter and clutches his AK-47*
Comment posted on July 22nd, 2004 at 06:08 PM
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here is something you can masturbate to roy, cheers


HZ
Comment posted on July 24th, 2004 at 11:13 AM
You made my day.
Comment posted on July 22nd, 2004 at 11:45 AM
that\'s what i\'m talkin about! horay for monkeys! and apes!

MacDaddyTatsu (guest)

Comment posted on July 22nd, 2004 at 12:14 AM
I forgot to mention that other human traits did follow like an expressed interest in tool use and the use of the television (that he got to by leaving his own enclosure via the door) to relieve stress.

MacDaddyTatsu (guest)

Comment posted on July 22nd, 2004 at 12:12 AM
There have been MANY MANY simmions that have walked on their legs. Several of which did so after sustaining some sort of injury. The most famous to my recollection was a chip named Oliver and he got to walking after a brutal attack on him by a fellow chimp. It was noted that Oliver then had the advantage in fights of seeing his enemies sooner and he could mount attacks from above which were more effective than any other attacks.
Comment posted on July 21st, 2004 at 11:54 PM
Ahahahhaa it says at the end of the article: \"I\'ve never seen or heard of this before,\" said Horowitz. One possible explanation is brain damage from the illness, he said.

Therefore humans walk upright because their brain is equivalent to a damaged gorilla brain. Therefore a non-damaged gorilla brain is smarter than a human brain. Therefore we de-evolved from gorillas.

hehe I love specious reasoning ;-)