I think somebody finally caught on:

Roy's unleashing of Tabulas on the Internet is much like the CIA's introduction of crack into the cities to destroy urban communities. The only difference between Tabulas and crack is that most people actually pay money for their crack. Except for crack whores. So I guess that people who have free Tabulas accounts are analogous to crack whores.

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Hey Oliver, isn't it about time that you change your name to PubertY2K4?