... will he starve to death before choosing one of the bowls?

Tonight, I have an English paper to write. I'm not really taking it seriously (it seems to pale in comparison to my chem and econ exams). Of course, I COULD BE BSING YOU GUYS. So I'll give you an example story:

I was getting hungry while "writing" my "paper" (which seemed to consist of a lot of watching Swordfish (the movie) for inspiration.

This is never good. It was especially not good because my wallet contained exactly $4.00. In the lovely town of Chapel Hill, it is impossible to get cheap food delivered after midnight.

So the first choice was obviously Domino's Pizza. I can pay for their food with money from my One Card (an ID card that has money on it). BUT THEY WERE CLOSED!

So the quandary was as such:
1.) Papa Johns: Good food. But really expensive. And I would have to go to the ATMs. And it's freezing outside (33 Fahrenheit!). And I'm lazy.
2.) Order from Gumby's. Cheaper, but I'd still have to run to the ATM.
3.) Eat the ramen packet that's been sitting in my room since the beginning of the semester. I would still have to go DOWNSTAIRS to boil the water. And then clean up.

But as it turned out, PAPA JOHNS ACCEPTS MONEY FROM YOUR ONE CARD!!!

So I ordered from Papa Johns. Of course it's pretty sad that in a 10-minute span (forreals, ask Sung), I really did spend the whole time debating what to do for food.

womanizer! (that is a google bomb for oliver!)