August 1, 2003
Watermelons
I strongly dislike moral dilemmas.
You always read about that philosophical situation where "what if you put two bowls of food equidistant for a dog, would he starve to death?" (which is a retarded question itself) ... and sometimes I feel as if I'm put in that position.
Specifically, when eating watermelons. I know for a fact not to chew and swallow those big black seeds because if you do, a watermelon will grow in your stomach (duh)... but what's sketchier is with those small white seeds. I mean, they're not really seeds, but still ... do you eat them or spit them out? Spitting them out is such a pain, and with me the white seeds always get stuck on my lower lip when i'm trying to spit it out. Then again, it's somewhat unpleasant to swallow the seed.
So herein lies the eternal question: spit or swallow?
You always read about that philosophical situation where "what if you put two bowls of food equidistant for a dog, would he starve to death?" (which is a retarded question itself) ... and sometimes I feel as if I'm put in that position.
Specifically, when eating watermelons. I know for a fact not to chew and swallow those big black seeds because if you do, a watermelon will grow in your stomach (duh)... but what's sketchier is with those small white seeds. I mean, they're not really seeds, but still ... do you eat them or spit them out? Spitting them out is such a pain, and with me the white seeds always get stuck on my lower lip when i'm trying to spit it out. Then again, it's somewhat unpleasant to swallow the seed.
So herein lies the eternal question: spit or swallow?
Posted by roy on August 1, 2003 at 09:16 PM | 8 Comments
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yuhoo7
roy
sweetnov83
i had fun hanging out with everyone living in that frat house and you on the side this summer! wait... that sounded kinda bad... wait... did i mean to do that??? hm. ANYWAYZ :-P just wanted to say hope you have a great time for the rest of the summer and good luck studying for MCAT. i know you will do fine ;-) i mean, if you, who created a website where i can convince more and more people to admit that i'm a gongjoo, then who else would do well on that exam??? :-D :-D :-D right? right? RIGHT??? oh, yeah... and thanks for fixing all the prob i've caused in tabulas hahahaha, at least you found some holes bc of MY stupidity with template and stuff. :-P when i get back on the 20th, i'll be expecting a call from you and the smell of grilled chicken chalupa. and i'll be looking at my cell phone like a hawk so you can't say you called and i didn't pick it up. don't forget abotu harry potter too.
roy
you have a great few weeks =) we will resume the partyig once schoo begins!
HK1997
chris
roy
chris