in europe you have to pay to use the public bathrooms. i was sauntering around vienna when i had to go to the bathroom. i found them ... and then as i was about to go into a stall, this old lady got up in my face and started speaking german.

there's a simson's episode where lisa gets lost in the street and these german guys start talking to her in german. they sound angry and dangerous, but the captioning says something along the lines of, "how are you doing little girl? are you lost?"

in any case, the lady might of just been saying "good sir, you must pay 0.50 euro to use this stall," but it sure didn't seem like it.

in any case, i gave her 0.50 euros and she closed the door behind me.

and then i couldn't go. there's something unnerving about the fact that there's an old german lady sitting right outside your stall, thinking about lord knows what. in any case, no matter how much i coaxed by buttocks, they wouldn't give up their golden nuggets. sigh.

so i gave up.
Posted by roy on July 4, 2003 at 09:29 AM | 7 Comments

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Comment posted on July 5th, 2003 at 04:14 AM
ewwww lol gross!
Comment posted on July 4th, 2003 at 11:06 PM
yea when i visited germany alot of places had turnstiles. my dad paid once and we all jump through... haha
Comment posted on July 4th, 2003 at 08:07 PM
What have you been eating to make your nuggets gold? :)
Comment posted on July 6th, 2003 at 01:14 PM
that is a good question. i guess i'm just the golden boy!
Comment posted on July 4th, 2003 at 01:37 PM
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! golden nuggets!! i like that very much. perhaps i will start using it and pretend that i made it up.

anyway, what a waste of .50 euro. (if you hit shift-4 in europe, does it give you the euro sign instead of the dollar sign?)
Comment posted on July 6th, 2003 at 01:15 PM
yes, just like you've stolen every other one of my good fads. bastard! but you *did* start pussy flakes. i must give you credit for that.
Comment posted on July 4th, 2003 at 10:31 AM
ohoh u have to pay to use the loo here too.. sometimes though. :)