i'm so torn sometimes. you know, i'll think of something witty and/or funny, but i won' t know whether to post it in my journal or not. what if you had a KILLER joke that you you knew would tickle everybody's funny bone? would you dare risk putting it on the internet?

the benefit of putting it on the internet is that more people would read it... but then if you use it in real life, you're less of a loser. i mean, really ... who tells jokes over the internet?

and of course, you can't use the joke both in your journal AND in real life, because you _know_ someone_ will go, "oh yeah i read that in your journal" and that would just ruin the ambience. or even worse, they might steal the joke from you! ahhhh!

in any case, i heard a funny joke on the daily show last night. if you know me in real life, you'll probably tell this joke once too. so bear with me. i'm experimenting by trying to have my cake and eat it too...

"So this mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We can't serve mushrooms." The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"

AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

ok i'm done.