I managed to avoid the whole "American Idol" craze ... but it's just getting to that time when all those darn American Idols are starting to release songs on the radio.

I can avoid TV shows ... but for the life of me, I cannot avoid the radio. When I'm driving (WHOA,WHOA WHOA!!! I CAN DRIVE NOW!) and one of those songs come on, I want to so desperately change the songs, but ... they're so catchy.

Those damn producers have perfect the art of a pop song so well. From the first hook to the chorus ... I can't turn the song off.

So now I'm listening to Clay Aiken's last song. Now, I don't know why I'm listening to it. I don't think he's that great of a singer (as Yush says, he's got a Donny Osmond voice ... but it's not a great voice like Ruben's). Maybe there's some subliminal messages within the song ("If you listen to this song, you become more of a man!") ...

In any case, someone please shoot me. Put me out of my misery ... I've been waiting forever for this ... this is the night. HELP!