I wish I was hot like Colin Farrell. That would rule. It was really odd when I was briefly watching E! (I swear I was just flipping through channels and not actually watching E!) they had an interview with Colin Farrell.

He has the awesomest Irish accent. I wish I had an Irish accent. For some reason it just sounds hella cool. I could go to Ireland and trick everyone ... they would think I'm some stupid Korean kid ... but then I'd bust out the heavy Irish and they'd accept me as one of their own.