Today I learned a lot of important things.

For instance, I'm going to die in Turchi's exam on Thursday. I also learned why South Campus has been so quiet lately - everyone just plays on the Quad! Har har.

No really ... I learned I have no penis (thanks, Caroline!), and that Saddam Hussein can't help being a murderous tyrant; he just has a small penis and is trying to project his insecurities by murdering innocent civilians.

Alas.