PubertY2K:you know what's a neat trick to play on somebody who's in an oppressive communist country where everything, including internet usage, is closely monitered by the government?
PubertY2K: like china
PubertY2K: you send them messages like: "so, when are you going to overthrow the chinese government like you always talk about."
PubertY2K: or "tell me about your plans to sabotage the three gorges project"
PubertY2K: or "can i have all of your old 'free tibet' shirts?"
PubertY2K: or "i'll leave you alone now; you must be busy conspiring with the taiwanese"
PubertY2K: not only is it annoying, it gets the person REALLY scared
PubertY2K: i think my sister hates me now for doing it to her
PubertY2K: she's probably going to be arrested tomorrow now or something


PubertY2K: i just got a really cool idea for a video game
PubertY2K: you would be a pirate
PubertY2K: and you would have these missions
PubertY2K: in which you would try to steal other peoples' booty
PubertY2K: and you would have to fight a lot
PubertY2K: but sometimes, your hands and legs would get cut off
PubertY2K: so in between the missions
PubertY2K: you could use your booty to buy wooden legs and hooks and stuff
PubertY2K: and then you could upgrade
PubertY2K: and buy things like golden hooks
PubertY2K: and really nice stuff

thug4life royboy:what's the point of our friendship if you can't make me laugh on command?
PubertY2K: ok, i have one
PubertY2K: but it's not really that good
PubertY2K: and it's a little more obscure
PubertY2K: actually, it's just bad
PubertY2K: and not very funny
thug4life royboy: oh well tell me
PubertY2K: ok
PubertY2K: well, you've heard about allen iverson's recent legal troubles, right?
PubertY2K: well, the police still haven't found the gun that iverson has been accused of having
PubertY2K: but there's no way he DOESN'T have a gun... how else would he be able to shoot 30 times a night?
PubertY2K: heh
thug4life royboy: uh
PubertY2K: i'm not really "on fire" anymore
thug4life royboy: no you're not
thug4life royboy: you're col
thug4life royboy: cold
thug4life royboy like ice
PubertY2K: damn it
PubertY2K: STOP
PubertY2K: collaborate and listen!
thug4life royboy: VANILLA ICE
thug4life royboy: ICE IS BACK WITH A BRAND NEW INVENTION
thug4life royboy: SOMETHING GRABS AHOLD OF ME TIGHTLY