1.) I had this awesome dream last night. I was in a Korean food store and I started buying bags of Korean snacks (Onion Rings, those little chocolate covered sticks, and then the chewy candies you eat with the wrapper on ... and those little fruit-bar things...) ... I dreamt that I gorged myself on sweets. I woke up, and realized that ... being in Korea ... I can finally live out one of my dreams!!!!!

Unlike my superhero dream which will never come into fruition, I can actually imitate one of my dreams. (yes, I still do searches on the Internet for labs that do genetic work on superspiders... I figure the resemblance between me and Peter Parker is uncanny. I have the best chance! C'mon, guys, I know you do, too... don't lie!!!!!)

Much to my girlfriend's chagrin ... I PLAN ON LIVING OUT THIS GORGING MYSELF ON KOREAN SNACKS DREAM LATER!!! I CAN FINALLY LIVE OUT ONE OF MY DREAMS!! YESSSSSS!

2.) actually the spider-man thing was supposed to be #2

3.) Of the millions of Koreans in Seoul, I managed to run into one of the 3 people I know here yesterday... Caroline. Was an odd encounter. Her Korean relatives thought I lived in Korea because I said "Ahn nyung ha seh yo" in perfect Korean. Muhahaha. See? The trick is to learn a few phrases perfectly (accent and everything). Then you can prentend to be a real Korean (although I don't know why you want to do that ... just kidding!)